Solve problems. Spend too much time on TikTok. Whiz around the Adobe suite. Put designs into Canva. Enjoy an almond croissant. Empower others. Name my files properly. Love pitching to new clients. Have a commercial drone license. Make a mean motion graphics template. Take punctuality (a little too) seriously. Obsess over social media schedules. Know how to write an EDM. Enjoy bike riding. Challenge the norm.

Settle for boring design. Think designers should be scared of using Canva. Know how to pronounce MOGRT. Use Papyrus font. Floss. Start projects without research. Use the incorrect your/you’re. Remember to tap off the bus.